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# The conditions those average measurements are taken under.
Length as measured when:

Erect or flaccid,
In cold temperatures or warm,
And in the presence of an unpleasant or off putting thing like Maggie thatcher, or with someone more attractive...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# there's
someone more attractive than Thatcher?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Hard to believe,
I know... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# That's actually...
... quite interesting
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)