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# aww shit. i dropped my pizza while it was in the box
and now it looks like a shrapnel victim.

(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# and it has those
little triangles from every second counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# shit load of good those did.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# beee-youp!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
meat feast?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yup.
now gone cold. i feel like pengy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# cold pizza rocks
tis my favourite breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# it does
but this was my first hot meal in 3 days
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yowzers
don't your halls have a micro or something you could use?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# catered, so no kichens
and my meal card has run out
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# curses
erm...take the heatsink off your processor and reheat it on that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# crap
i'm out of ideas then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# set it doing some rendering or summat
turn it upside down, and cook on that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# if the sas ever write a geek survival guide
that'll be in it, no fear
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# or do as i did
and ask it tocalculate the 10^17th prime
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you'll not starve!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i crashed my computer and wouldn't boot up after that
had to reinstall windows, it sems to have cooked my audio controller too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i'm pretty sure you did something wrong somewhere
but i can't for the life of me work out what it was
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# erm.. yes i rather assumed i had
still it hasn't taken me long to get my old settings straight but i'll have to wait till tuesday for any sound
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# stoooodent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# student life is shit.
all work, no beer, no sex.
prmph.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
try doing a bit less work. the rest should follow
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# and a little less b3ta
perhaps


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta makes you sexier
but it deprives you of face-to-face interaction. as it were. um.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# it made me
13 stone sexier, now the ladies cant keep away!


because i have my own gravitational pull :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# cor
that's a statistic you can take to the bank. or the pie shop.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# man that sucks :(
i just went to McWhatever to get a Mc Fucking Tasy Big Fucker meal, and they got me a coffee, then fucking WENT HOME!! and left me standing there with no FOOD after taking my fucking money! I told them though - I walked out!! That'll show em!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# you can get food at those places?
i cast doubt upon that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i've still got a gap in my stomach and £3.69 less in my pocket.
chuffin theives!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# they went home while you were in the restaurant?
you should have jumped the counter and got it yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i did think about chucking the coffee at them
but they have cctv these days
(joshwa ultra lurker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# a friend of mine when i was at school
once jumped over an unattended fast food counter and yelled into the microphone "whopper! fuck!". we laughed at the time. much later it turned out that he had schizophrenia and had to be institutionalized.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# imagine if it wasnt in the box though?
you'd have to clean it out of the carpet
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# ummm
what was on the pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# not sure anymore
but it's left good blood splatters
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)