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[challenge entry] KALLUS JUNIOR IS RELEASED !
As of 2.16 am on Friday 16th July, Kallus Junior (Jasmine Kara™) has been released unto the world

Both doing well, after 24hour labour and several evilstyle complications, much ambulancy speeding from hospital to hospital and the like, including something large and plastic that really should NEVER go where it did and several other horrors that I have on DV cassette for posterity and if I ever fancy having a cardiac.

Both still in hospital (yes, another one) but doin well, me running on adrenaline bigstylee - me not slept since 24th now and am surviving on Sporejuice™ no doubt.

But the News is Good, after the worst and best 2 daze of meh life, so a huge great
* R E L E A S E*

and much much cranial fwipping™ is the o0rder of the day

G R A V Y.



From the Make a Cute Image challenge. See all 451 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:38, archived)
# congratulations
but, you trademarked your daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Aww Bless
Now for the best and worst year of your life..
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:40, archived)
# one day there'll have to
be a creché for all the b3tababies
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:44, archived)
# Make sure
it has bearproof doors and windows.
(Indole Ring, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Our 1 yr old
took his best steps ever yesterday - in the pub after swigging on my beer. Amazing what beer does for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Strange.
Beer has never improved my ability to walk.
(Indole Ring, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 13:08, archived)
# awww bless
congrats there. Have a cigar and calm doon. The first 16 years are the worst :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Hooray!
Have you scheduled Release 2.0 yet? :)
(Indole Ring, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Hurray!
Top marks Kallus and mate. 'lo Kallus junior.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:44, archived)
# yay
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:46, archived)
# did she
bring pie?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:47, archived)
# corngranulations Kallus!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:48, archived)
# Con
gratulations
(Avid_Merrion, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:49, archived)
# THX :)
everyone, meh's off to the hospital now - heh don't potatoshop her to bitz, she's only a day old and it maight tickle :)
Groovez!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:52, archived)
# Congratulations!
Blimey, sounds like all three of you went thru quite an ordeal...
Glad u all ok now :-D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:53, archived)
# Wondeful!
She's got her daddy's imaginary friends already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Woo
Yay!
Congrats!
(techsmurf, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 12:58, archived)
# woo! congrattylations!
and gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 13:00, archived)
# Woo
but you know this means more madness in the world... YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Congratulations to you both
Good choice of name!
ickle pickle is called Jasmin

woo and yay!!
xxx
(the_vixta, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 13:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Con
grat
u
lay
shuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 28 Jul 2002, 13:49, archived)