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[challenge entry] This will let you travel through time......

But don't allow yourself to meet past regenerations. A universally cataclysmic disaster will rip space and time to pieces if you, Connery, Moore and that Welsh one meet in the same place!

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(TANKERx, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# WELSH?
there's never been a welsh bond!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Yes there has.....
I just can't remember his name. He was the one before Brosnan.....
(TANKERx, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# bugger me
so he was... "born in Colwyn Bay, Wales on March 21, 1944. Though Welsh-born, he is of British, Italian, and Irish ancestry. His mother is from the Bronx (New York). He grew up in Manchester, England..."

How's this, from the official timothy dalton homepage:
"Mr. Dalton's personal interpretation and restructuring of the James Bond character in The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill breathed new life into a franchise that had fallen on hard times."

now if that isn't totally at odds with most popular interpretations of his performances, I don't know what is - he almost killed Bond!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# nah, I liked him
he was good, he just had the misfortune to be bond at a period when no-one gave a toss about bond films.

ten times better than moore, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# He made me hate James Bond films.
I hated him, and I hate that smarmy cunt Brosnan.
Hate hate hate hate hate. Grr.

aaaaand relax.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Brosnan looks damn hot in a tux
he's a good bond QED
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Brosnan
is the best since Connery - but not better than Connery

Brosnan was meant to be Bond instead of Dalton - his contract on Remington Steele was coming to an end, the series was gonna get cancelled, and he got the call... the news of him getting the call meant Remington Steele got better viewing figures, so his contract got re-upped without him being able to stop it, and he lost his first chance at Bondhood

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Goldfinger
was the first movie Brosnan ever saw in the theatre.

ALSO 100& of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# i heard on the radio
the rumour of who was going to be the next bond

i can't remember who it was, but i remember being appalled
(vork and burlap, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# robbie williams?
rowan atkinson?
eddie izzard?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Brosnan IS a good Bond.
It's just his real life persona I find objectionable. There seems to be no difference between the Bond character (who is a horrid, arrogant fucker, really) and him in real life.

I've confused myself now. Do you see what I'm getting at?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I think so
but it's your own fault really... I find it much simpler to forget they have lives outside the movies
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# now you're going to try to convince us
that you don't get Heat and NOW on subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I don't even subscribe
to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# You are right, as usual.
He did play the exact same character in "The Fourth Protocol" though.
*scrabbles around for excuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I do hate Brosnan
but I hate Moore more.

pricking about in space ... for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I liked Moore
best of all of them

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# you go to hell
you go to hell and you die!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# nah
won't :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Wasn't it
"On her Majesty's Secret Service"

Or sommat?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# that's the one
with Lazenby

FFS, it had Bond getting married! ok, so it also had Telly Savalas as the bad guy, but even so...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Oh yeah...
I tend to block the "sensetive" Bonds from memory. Dalton was a Royal cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# lasenby
George lasenby, or was he the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# no
he was the aussie/NZer... and he was between Connery and Moore
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# or connery and connery
depending on which films you count
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I was gonna say that
but I thought it'd get to confusing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# yes there has
Timothy Dalton
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# There was an Aussie for one
of the fuckers. We can forgive one sheep-shagger, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# that's the one
whose agent said only do one film, it'll type cast you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah.
Now he works, naked from the waist down, in a car-wash in Sydney.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# a move
and half I say
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# That's the one....
... I waas thinking of. Ta!
(TANKERx, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# why not
?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# well if you hade used the police box
you would have gone to the future and found out there was
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)