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# 'please sir, can I have some more?'
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# No
You fat Jabba the Hut.
^_^
Hehe.

I bought my first hoover today! How exciting?

Not very.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# An actual hoover?
Or are you just ignoring the brand you purchased?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Well, when I say Hoover.
I mean a morphy richards vacuum cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Wow.
Not one of the ones with a face then?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# henry rocks!
he rocks big style!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# We've got one in our student flat
no-one ever uses him though, poor Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# take him clubbing
he won't feel so depressed then.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# He'd wipe the floor
with the other dancers...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# nah
i bet he sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# 10
Dowwah?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# five dorra
times are hard, dysons taking all his business.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Nope.
They cost squillions.
Just a cheapy one because I want a clean floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i've got wooden floor boards
and find a sock attached to my hand does magic
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# just put them on your feet and walk around
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# the the heck is wrong with me
thats a fantastic idea
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I think you'll find
that all floor boards are wooden/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# interesting question
could you have fake plastic floorboards? Ot big steel ones?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# No reason why not, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# did you see my wing yesterday
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# certainly possible
although the use of the term board implies a certain woodliness
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Ahh,
but plank is an infinitely more woody word.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# yes I can just see the interior design teams now
" Lawrence shall we keep the old floor planks?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Now that would be silly.
I was merely refering the superiority of the word plank over board as word associated with wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# unless your referring to
anyone in government.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Happy birthday!
You don't appear to be drunk enough yet.

TRY HARDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# i've only been drinkig for 5 minutes
i hit the town at 7, then all hell breaks loose! (yay notts!)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# the local shop has a sign saying
wooden sticks £1.25 a bag
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I like
when replies get like this
(Jimmaw, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Are they very sticky?
Or are they just imitation twiglets?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 15 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)