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# i'm going insane...
there are no decent pictures of toilet bowls on google image search.
(rotating bread, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Heheheeh
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# my god
that is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I eat my own poo.
It's great for weight loss. I'm even thinking of creating my own dieting empire based on eating shit.

It's going to be called the "Shitkins" diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Yay, it's Dawn
you've got it wrong though Dawn, it should be:
Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Tell that to my publisher!
Eating shit and its concomitant weight loss was discovered in the 19th century when shoving kids up chimneys was popular.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Try going to
B&Qs website at DIY.com...



this has been a public service announcement
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# there's loads on ratemypoo.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# When did they drop the 'r'?
Nyam, nyam.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# how lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# It IS lovely, isn't it.
Have you read my new diet book?

It's called, "Get Hepatitis B and Lose Weight the Shitkins Way"
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# loads
here
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)