'Christ I'm thirsty,
maybe these cows we herd around for meat could provide me with a drink.'?
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goat thinks you're shit,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 19:22,
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But early man was a much simpler creature
I think it was "I'll give that a suck and see what happens - the calf seems to be enjoying it".
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 19:27,
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problem was, they often 'milked' the wrong herd
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 19:37,
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