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[challenge entry] Want a nice slab o'beef love?

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(Gumdrops, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I quite fancy a steak now
nice cow action there
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# it's the offer
of 'a slab of beef love' I'm scared about :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# someone should write a song
called Slab of Beef Love
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# It's a
must!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# On a steak related subject..
Recently, I've been going to a pub down the road from school to have a steak at dinner. I've been going for about 5 weeks. Now, the door of this place says "Only 18's at any time" which I ignored, and the staff quite clearly didn't give a watermelon.

I go in today, try to order a steak and what do I get? "Can I have some ID please". And when I said I was under 18, they asked if I could leave.

The fuckers. It's not as if I was ordering beer and vodka. All I wanted was an 8 ounce rump and a coke for under a fiver, a quality deal. But no.

So I hope they burn in hell. In a rump steak style. You can not believe how livid I am.

I mean, since when was it illegal to sell meat to under 18s?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# that's a bloody outrage
that's like needing to take your passport into the butchers.
revenge revenge revenge revenge
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Puh! That sucks!
Life doesn't get much better. I was asked for ID when buying fireworks last month for a bonfire party. I'm twenty-bloody-six and the years haven't been that hard on me (pic. in profile, BTW :-) )
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# your trouble:
too much clean living. I look twice your age and I'm 3 years younger. Wank more, eat more butter.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Sounds
like a bloody good plan! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# They didnt want you to be "Influenced" @_@
On a on-topic note, thats great! Woo :D
(Jimpy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# As far as i'm aware, it isn't
It may be frowned upon for a minor to appear unescorted in a pub, however.
Bring an 18 or over friend with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I suggest mayhem and violence.
Yes.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Hee
hee!!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# noooooooooooo
yuk
but
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)