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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:05,
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Hehe,Don't deal with clients while drunk, I promised a shit load of work that I should be charging for, last night.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:06,
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UnfortunatelyI can only deal with clients when drunk...
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Goatpod,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:07,
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I've just thought of a good idea,A website where you can play Client-Trumps.
Client Name:
Payment:
Annoying:
ermmm...any others?
(Client Name:
Payment:
Annoying:
ermmm...any others?
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:09,
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Thatsounds like a good idea - I'd subscribe just to bitch about clients
( Goatpod,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:10,
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I've been close to having a'bitch about company' sites, I made a few, but didn't have the guts to put them up, esspechaly when I got top on Google for that client's name.
Hmmm..... I think that'll be my new project.
(Hmmm..... I think that'll be my new project.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:12,
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you could also havehow quickly they will try to screw you over....
( @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:10,
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heres someignorance factor:
stupidity:
corruptness:
(stupidity:
corruptness:
lo, the OTHER greebo warrior,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:11,
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hell,clients' ability to use a computer is my major downfall
ooh, and accent, an hour on the phone could have been half an hour if i knew what the guy was saying
(ooh, and accent, an hour on the phone could have been half an hour if i knew what the guy was saying
stevierar,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:14,
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I was at a clients last week,They are all in the same room MSN'ing eachother things like "Get me a coffie".
IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM.
(IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:20,
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I do that with the person opposite me.still that's noo meejar wankas for yer.
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:45,
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I can'tdeal with clients at all at the moment... they are all smelly people who know nothing.
Just leave it with me and I shall send it to you when it is done. Look I don't want your input, I know it is yours but you do not know what is best.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:11,
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Just leave it with me and I shall send it to you when it is done. Look I don't want your input, I know it is yours but you do not know what is best.
yup.im only low rent though 20 knicker for top exposed, hand relief. Greek lessons 120 and full body rubdown a packet of Thai chilli sensations & a bottle of melted balck and white hair cream.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:14,
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thai chilli sensations mmmmmmmmmm.......off to get a bag right now!
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:17,
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The consultant's strongest medicineGive the client what he wants, not what he needs. This is very strong medicine and need only be administered once.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:13,
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this was the bitterest pilli ever had to swallow
www.dogandbone.biz
I deny all knowledge of it usually
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:15,
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www.dogandbone.biz
I deny all knowledge of it usually
That deserves a good and hearty o_O Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:19,
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I quite like that site,Don't think the sexual wording is needed though.
// Edit - That bloody background sound, Every here (3 of us) checked our mobiles trying to work out what that sound is.
(// Edit - That bloody background sound, Every here (3 of us) checked our mobiles trying to work out what that sound is.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:19,
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No kiddingit is not needed, you should of heard the conversations about the dog hookers...
'they look to much like dogs, I want them looking like dogs but not too much'
said the client,hahaha
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:22,
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'they look to much like dogs, I want them looking like dogs but not too much'
said the client,hahaha
I had one convo like this...Client: "I want it in our colours, red, yellow and blue. But its got to be soft on the eyes"
Me: "Ok, can I use colours like grays to make the writting easy to read and the colours stand out"
** I Show client a small example **
Client: "It isn't flashy enough, only use those colours that I said"
** Trys it with just use those colours **
Client: "My eyes !!! I can't read anything"
** Goes back to origonal **
Client: "That's much better, I like the way you changed the grays around and made the logo stand out more"
** 4 months later, website compleated **
Client: "I just need you to change the colours around to make it stand out more"
(Me: "Ok, can I use colours like grays to make the writting easy to read and the colours stand out"
** I Show client a small example **
Client: "It isn't flashy enough, only use those colours that I said"
** Trys it with just use those colours **
Client: "My eyes !!! I can't read anything"
** Goes back to origonal **
Client: "That's much better, I like the way you changed the grays around and made the logo stand out more"
** 4 months later, website compleated **
Client: "I just need you to change the colours around to make it stand out more"
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:30,
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Just don't EVER tell them anything technical, EVER.I once told a client I have to "FTP" something, suddenly EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM was to do with the FTP.
"The FTP must be broken again, I can't recive my hotmail"
("The FTP must be broken again, I can't recive my hotmail"
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:18,
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clients == dumbno two ways about it, although you do get varying degrees of stupidity
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:23,
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It seems like the more they know,the worst it gets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:25,
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bwaaaai was going to do a chhech and chong version with bush a bin
o well the thooughts there
woo tho
(o well the thooughts there
woo tho
Mickeyfatate2much,
Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:09,
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