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[challenge entry] It'd happen...

and it'd probably taste horrible too

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(return of r0yksopp, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:48, archived)
# hehehe
you don't tast cocaine do you?

/naive
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:49, archived)
# i wouldn't know!
but guys on films rub it on their tongue and go "that's pure! book 'em danno!" or whatever so there must be summat there.
(return of r0yksopp, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:51, archived)
# because everything you see in films is true!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:52, archived)
# you mean...
it isn't :0o
(return of r0yksopp, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Well, yes. If you rub it on your gums.
And, if you hoover it up your nose, you can taste the smell of it (kind of somewhere between aspirin and cat piss) as the residue trickles down your throat. Gross.

Top pic, BTW.

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:52, archived)
# *crushes up asprin* *mops up cat's piss*
*pours into bag* *goes off to sell*

really, must, go, to, work
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:58, archived)
# bye
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 9:00, archived)
# did you know, coca cola is called coca cola`
because it used to have cola in it? true
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:50, archived)
# la cola loca :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:51, archived)
# But only a trace amount
and was invented as a medicine. True.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:52, archived)
# ..in Atlanta
and a single can of Coca Cola has 23 teaspoons of sugar in it. True.
(return of r0yksopp, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:53, archived)
# McDonalds Burger buns have seasame seeds on
because they contain so much sugar they would be classed as a dessert otherwise.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Guiness is made of crushed leprachauns.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 9:02, archived)