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[challenge entry] Common Tools of the Stoned Age Man

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(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# red rizzla?
nasty paper taste..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# red marlboro?
nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Pink Bong
ooer..
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# chrome lighter...
nice
(Emohawk, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Aye
My boyf has fantasies about those, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# ones worth sharing?

(Captain Slasher, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I wouldn't know
He hasn't actually confirmed it. I could tell you about the dream I had the other night where my friend was mysteriously turned into a microwave.

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Silver Zippo lighter?
Damn, left with the good one.

/edit Double Damn, b3tan to it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I've played that.
Although I think proffesional players call it Table Tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# the blue ones are bubblegum flavoured
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# no thats the candy ones
as you are too young to buy the proper ones..

blue is thinner = less paper taste
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# more of a
plasticy-burning-rubber taste
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# The green ones are genetically modified lettuce.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# and your choice would be?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Damn right.
OCB black or Smoking gold.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# go for silver slims!
as seen on tv



(yay for Glastonbury)
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# he he he
that reminds me of when i went to reading the other year.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Yes
Silver Slims are the Daddy
(PhoToCoPYtErrOriSt, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# the real rolls-royce of them all
are the OCB's, but i could only find them in south of spain ... like wearing nothing at all
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Also available in sunny Leeds
Shop called Sugar Lump in the Corn Exchange:
Full range of OCB, Smoking Red, Blue and Green and more novelty skins than you can shake a vapouriser at...


EDIT - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# which is better than
more vapourisers than you can shake your skin at ...

have another ... special edition for last years England v Brazil

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)
# You sir
are a fool. Red rocks. Green's for amateurs like wot can't roll and stuff. Blue's too damn thin, so it disintegrates if your licking's a bit over-enthusiastic or it rains. Those yellow ones both taste foul and are for ponses. non-Rizla brand alternatives usually suck donkey-cock - their only use being to convince Rizla to put in a "10 papers left" warning slip.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Bollocks
blue best so you have less burning paper taste..

You know nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# But I like the paper taste...
...The Mirror is best, 'specially the sports pages.
(Coo, ain't 'e tall!, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i like to go into my local shop
and say "give us a Job.."
oh how I and Alan the newsagent laugh..
(Captain Slasher, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)
# especially
when you realise you're in the butchers
(Big Dog's Cox, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)
# You know nothing!
Ner!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Green is the general good all-rounder......
I've dry hands so best for me to roll with... ;)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Silver skins
They're new.

Mmm. Thats better.

(TheGoodStuff, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Silver rizla
are just a knock-off of the aforementioned OCB or Smoking papers.

In fact the best papers in the world are Club, which I haven't seen in London this two or three years. They don't have gum on them, so (a) you get to feel endlessly superior for using them and (b) nobody ever ponces more than one off you at a party.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# green and red are the same weight
but green has the corners chopped off one edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# and as such
are bugger all different.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Except
that they're for people who can't roll. You end up looking like a student with those...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I give you
www.the-head-shop.co.uk/skins.htm

clikety
(is thinking, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)