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[challenge entry] More SCO vitriol...

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(, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 13:02, archived)
# GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!


:)
(, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Oh yeah...?
Actually, that subject line should have read:

"Oh. Yeah."
(, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# i'm
a geek but i dont get it.
I do however like your "go in a lefterly direction" idea.
woo!
(, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Hushed awe...
...the biscuits_alive? :-)

FUD - Fear, uncertainty and doubt. "Ooh, you don't want to use Linux, mate. Unwashed programmers made that. Might make your documents smell. Try Microsoft Word - 100x the price, but made by nice clean programmers in shirt and tie."

SCO - Purveyors of FUD. "Ooh, you don't want to use Linux, mate. Unwashed programmers copied millions of lines thousands of lines some of our code (maybe, maybe it's Novell's) so we're going to charge you $699 for the privilege of not being sued. Probably."

AutoFUD - skims through and eliminates FUD. Here's the output it gave when fed SCO's website:

C:> autofud -url www.thescogroup.com -filter www.groklaw.net
Input: 2,055,046 line(s).
Output 1 line(s):
We're screwed, but we're not going to admit it yet.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)