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[challenge entry] The One-Yard Dash


(to the tune of 'Yesterday')
Amputees,
You don't even have to part their knees,
You can slip it up their vadge with ease.
Oh, I believe in amputees!

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(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# trip him up!
/evil
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
i hate using h4xx0r speak, but that poem did actually make me lol.
i love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# It was from the Playground Songs site.
Which is a gold-mine of tastlessness.

www.lyons.mcmail.com/playgroundsongs/
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# i doubly love you now
Beans, beans,
Are good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So let's have beans
For every meal
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# leprosy,
little bits are falling off of me,
now i'm half the man i used to be,
oh i believe in leprosy



*repeat until funny*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# leprosy,
i lost 3 fingers in a cup of tea,
i was six foot now im only 3,
oh i believe in leprosy
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# dysentery,
keeps me sat upon the lavatory,
it just keeps on falling out of me,
oh I believe in dysentery.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Crabs disease
The little buggers keep on biting me
Now everyone avoids my pussy
Oh why did I get crabs disease?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# One foot dash?
Well, it was worth a try.

Oh and woo to the pic, and STRAIGHT TO HELL for the rhyme. I'll have a marshmellow ready for you.
(Tetsuo, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# cripple me
bang a screwdriver through both my knees
use a shotgun or a hacksaw please
oh I want you
to cripple me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# amputee poem did
make me laugh
/you chauvenistic demon
(bolivershagnasty, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)