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# Jugs you can fling over your shoulders to keep your back warm
is every man's dream.

Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I can do that with my moobs
why would I want an unfunny fat birds as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:14, archived)
# She can do your ironing
and unblock the toilet afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# You mean she'd sit on my shirts
and then go and 'break the back' of the monster she'd just left?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Why,
don't they do that to you then?

*looks confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# No they don't usually stick around long enough
And the turd is all I have left to remind me

*Wipes brow*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# *wipes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 May 2004, 21:21, archived)