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[challenge entry] The first calendar girl ever

From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

(Smudger, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# i would


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I was hoping you would
say that.
(Smudger, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# i always do

i'm not fussy really.......

/awaits abuse
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hmm
/abuses you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# *emails long list of abusive words*
Oi grandma!
you are doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# how should i do it?
care to demonstrate
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Well...
I will abuse you
If you like

argh must not sound like I'm hitting on other b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# thankyou for the e-mail

i felt very abused by it.

tries not to sound desperate
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Knew you would like it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# it was ok i suppose............
.................................

wasn't expecting it at all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# cnut
well haha you asked for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i didn't actually

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Noon dear
how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# funky doodle dandy
hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Lovely
Were you naughty on the board last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# little bit....
i was pissed
so yeah.. haven't spazzed though... i don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Its always for the best
anyway I'm sure you will be shunned if you were very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# naaah
everyone loves me... oh and the pic is in my profile now.. of me on a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Awww bless
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Margaret says...
(Smudger, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Argh!
/vomits
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I would
hard
(mr.BIG I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:19, archived)