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# TJ
Maybe that twat Paltrow should've gone here before naming that poor child

A child's name is the most important label he or she will ever receive. It will stay with the child throughout their whole lives. Parents who choose names poorly create misleading labels for their children. These labels can cause their children to be mocked, stereotyped, or ostracized. Mocked, stereotyped, and ostracized children grow to become demented adults.
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(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:49, archived)
# I turned out ok
*twitch*

*twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Having not kept up with current affairs today,
what've they named it?

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Roofus-Pomegranate Ravelston McSpazmoid.
the eighth
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
u loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Could've been worse.
Could've been Minge Cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:55, archived)
# It's official name is:
My Dad is a mediocre singer in a dull, unexciting, middle of the road so called rock band Martin-Paltrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Just as well they didn't name it after her mother...
It would've been ' Miserable po-faced ugly grub eating spazz chops cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Apple Martin
I mean, Apple!

Incidentally, my name, when abbreviated in such a way, is Ben D.
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)
# His name was Chanticleer..
..What a handsome fella etc.

/hums quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)
# I've been ok since my mum named me Ben Dover...
/cries into hands
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:52, archived)
# You have a prosperous career in British porn,
do you not?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)
# what's the paltrow kid called?
(1, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Apple
I don't think its that much of a bad name personally
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:56, archived)
# apple?
god they must be a right pair of cox to name their kid that.
(bigbomba, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57, archived)
# apparently their choice of name was influenced
by her mum, granny smith
(m1k3k, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:58, archived)