I declare Mr. Farm to have an unfair advantage in this competition
He should be handicapped forthwith - attach 2 stone weights to his ankles and blindfold him immediately!
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 21 May 2004, 13:16,
archived)
That's how
he draws anyway.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 21 May 2004, 13:17,
archived)
Right - cut off his hands*
It's the only way.
* and his gentleman's bits
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 21 May 2004, 13:19,
archived)
The best thing to do
would be to break his head dobber.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Fri 21 May 2004, 13:20,
archived)
Ah-ha!
So that's his secret. Perhaps I'll just steal it and become lord and master of all I survey.
"First you get the head dobber, then you get the money, then you get the women..."
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Fri 21 May 2004, 13:23,
archived)