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[challenge entry] If not done yet, deserved to be...

For biker killing cnuts!

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 800 entries (closed)

(klondyker, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
They come equipped with twin fun bags

/coat

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:15, archived)
# hehehehe
bastards think they own the road
/cyclist
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Way hay ... nice genuinely appropriate compo entry
And it takes the piss out of Volvos too!

Although these days I put all car drivers in the 'potential biker killer' category :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:17, archived)
# All bikers are worth
500 points. Unless they're pushbikers. In which case it's 1000.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Surely that should be the other way round?
Motorbikers are harder to hit.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:20, archived)
# A fair point,
but pushbikers cause far less panel damage and give a far more satisying crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:21, archived)
# why am we worth double ?
we don't overtake you at ludicrous speed as you are about to turn right
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:22, archived)
# But you insist on riding past us
just as we open our doors....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:25, archived)
# You've got wing mirrors haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:27, archived)
# for when the door misses
?
(klondyker, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Yes
They are ideal for 'saddle nudging'
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:31, archived)
# hehehehehe
i've had more than a few near misses with that

/doesn't think drivers do it deliberately........ honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Yay, cnuts the lot of them,
not much more to say.
/biker
/cyclist
(I live near Nork, Surrey, honest, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 19:36, archived)