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[challenge entry] Oooh, they're ever so dear...



My mafia overlord made me post this

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 800 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:50, archived)
# *Ducks to avoid incoming*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# erm

while you're down there......


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Why? Have you dropped your coat?


/innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# you've never been innocent, now drop and give me twenty
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# Twenty?!!
Fuck, you've got stamina.




(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# 21
I would
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# ALL TEH STAMINA!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:02, archived)
# there ought to be a filter to stop ipod pictures
they are only posted by happy baby orang utans
/remembers swear filter
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Who taught them how to Tattyshop?
Eh.... *looks round room*

You should be ashamed. Ashamed I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# arf
- this is my cycle helmet for when i go past your car :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# That's a lovely purple helmet you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:59, archived)
# hehehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Does it stop cars reversing back over you?

Thought not.

edit: whilst we're on the theme of pink helmets..

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:01, archived)
# no, i need my tinfoil hat to stop that
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Gah
'Foiled' again....

/coat
/helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:06, archived)
# *groan*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:07, archived)
# tin y-fronts?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Are you calling me a watermelon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# no, just a cranberry


not really
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# *laughs snot out of nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Police say iPods are really easy to steal
due to their white headphones.

100% fact!



ps. love the picture very very much!

100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Indeed
They scream "NICK MY iPOD"

Get some black ones (sony phontopia) as the ipod ones are shite anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# stop
this mafia overlord spam bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Ummm
Sorry.

I didn't think it'd bother anyone, and I'm sad enough to care about scoring highly.

I know. :(

[guilt + remorse]
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Don't be sad


Come back


come back
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# *sniff
love you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# don't be sad
but it all seems a little outwar l33t-ish to me

sorry if i came across all grrrrr! and whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Me too
have a Jaffa CAke
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# They are ever so dear


/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# i like
that
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I wish they'd hurry up with the 4th gen one
Then I can join the ranks of ubertrend-twats
(Revels, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 20:59, archived)