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[challenge entry] Purveyors of beagle-tested lipstick.

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(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# PFFFT!
hahaha, stupid bloody animals, ate my children and raped my wife

/has neither
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# i hate them too.
i may eat one, in the form of bacon, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# sounds like a plan
dunno what i shall have
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)
# i don't know what to have with it, though.
maybe i should just have a BUCKET OF BACON
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)
# BUCKET OF BACON
now that sounds good, damn you, i don't have any bacon... or the will to cook anything properly...

*looks for food in the corner of the room*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# i haven't either,
but there's a shop round the corner that has ALL TEH BACON. it's calling me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# you are the man with a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# and CHEESE!
OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# I'm having quiche....
WITH BACON
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# STOP MOCKING MY LACK OF FOOD
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# mini-pretzels for me
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# posh didsbury freak that you are
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# *freaks out*
only a few hours to go...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# till what?

did i miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# The Festival of Football
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Yaay to the festival!
eventhough i got latvia and germany in the sweep. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# of course

curse my rusting metal body!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# a carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# nah i ate them all last night
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# thankyou
u have just reminded me i have bacon, i shall now make a bacon sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# I thought Hp made the bacon sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# HP
makes cheese and pickle sandwiches normally. but he does make a nice lasagne.

(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# arf!
that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] augh!!
I see goatse logos...


Click pic for bigger mashness

(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# you've been here too long if you see goatse
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Yup far too long
but its an addiction worse than heroin (b3ta not goatse)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# too right
i'm thinking of joining F5ers anonymous
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# what the F.A.
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# but b3a is a known cause of goatse mental scaring



/am also afraid of bath tubs too thanks to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# at l;east when you've got rampant diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# pfft.
though if it wasn't for animals, we'd never have bill oddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie put your hands all over my body!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# there's a whole site of the stuff.
www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/madonna.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)