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[challenge entry] Not funny, I'm afraid, but it is true.

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(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Really? Eeeeeeeeeeew.
So that's why it's so good at cleaning jewellery.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:59, archived)
# and coins

leave it over night and its perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)
# why do you want clean coins?
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)
# so you look rich
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# you never know who's
had then before you

i mean would you want a coin that had been handled by an irishman?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# ELLLOOOOOOOOOO

long time no speak, was begining to think dog had hid you under a patio.

how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Everything's going great.
We're all newfangled with having our own place. It's most splendid :)

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)
# i'm fine mother

just dribbling. been to the dentist and still numb =(

apart from that am mostly fine thankee

you still falling out of the bed?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Aw! I hate that :(
Don't eat anything until you can feel again. I tried it once and chewed the inside of my mouth to ribbons :(

Not falling out of bed any more - we have a bed at normal height like normal people now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# you? normal?

i dont believe it!

my mouth is all presentable and white now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Pah!
I'm as normal as you can get.

Yay for having nice teeth :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)
# you're closest to normal we'll get on this site

anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)
# hah
that not what you said when you were being handled by an irishman!

plus he made a great job of tarmaccing your drive
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)
# yeah,

but he ate all my potato stocks
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)
# well ours were depleated
during the famine and we have never really recovered, haven't really got the smarts to replant them
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)
# well
anyway, less of this chit chat

those shears need sharpening, and keep your mits off the indoor plumbing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# INDOOR PLUMBING??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
whats that? it sounds magical. probably full of leprechauns
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)
# no we keep them in the kitchen

they look after the lucky charms
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Because coins are minging.
think how many piss-soaked hands they've been through before they reach your pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Fun science fact #7
you shouldn't try this technique with notes.
or your teeth.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# and stripping varnish off doors
and disolving teeth
and...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)
# 100% of FACT
Borked ribs, eh? Spiritual journey? Sounds like a bloke was involved to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# so true
and thanks for the advice about the osteopath yesterday,
i'm feeling battered and bruised now, but slightly better :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Schplendid!
Isn't it great when you feel your spine crack?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Don't ask
Christopher Reeve that.


*goes to buy Hull ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)
# painful, but great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Argh Osteopaths...
Nasty nasty hurty people, but I can walk around with my head on straight now :)
(Wombatovic, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)
# It needed to be said.


Morning mother!

image by Down on The Farm - he's great
/gush
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Morning Mog :)
I concur - Down on the Farm is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)
# But it
really gives your guts a good cleaning out!

Congrats on your progression to cock-er-nee-ship.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)