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[challenge entry] Krispe Kreme Promotion

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(IdeoPraxist, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 5:57, archived)
# You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose.

/edit: That is woo! Krispy Kreme is from my home town, originally.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 5:59, archived)
# you're
from NC?
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)
# I'm there, now.
Winston-Salami
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:07, archived)
# I
live just south of Raleigh.

Hello neighbor :)
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)
# Well nice to meet you, neighbor.
If anyone is familiar with the old Andy Griffith Show, I'll be in Mayberry tomorrow (in the old jail, which is now Surry County Telephone). They're apparently still behind the times, as they're still using Novell servers ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:12, archived)
# I
thought that Mayberry was a fictional town in NC.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
# It's very real
and they're awfully proud of it.

It's Mt. Airy.

www.visitmayberry.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:23, archived)
# I dissect one of those
for my seventh grade classes, every semester.


/btw, we also used to live in Kinston, which was a very peaceful Mayberry-ish place.
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
# a gorgeous part of the world,
as I've mentioned before.

My family on mom's side is from High Point, so I've spent a lot of time in them thar parts.
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)
# Gorgeous...
when it's not summer.

It's not even officially summer yet and it's been regularly in the upper 80s -lower 90s and HIGH humidity... :-p ICK. I'm not looking forward to the next 3 months.

I need to move to Norway.

EDIT: I think there is a joke that goes something like- In North Carolina, we have three seasons: Almost summer, summer, and Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:14, archived)
# Or just North
to Norfolk ;-)

School cheer:
We don't drink!
We don't smoke!
Norfolk, Norfolk!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:16, archived)
# ahhhh, yes, summer
I've heard of that.


/*cough* *cough* I'm in Florida *cough* *cough*
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:23, archived)
# I
went there in April once and it was as hot then and there as it is here and now.

Are you retired?
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:25, archived)
# only for two months
and then I go back. I'm in sort of a work-release program, actually.

/we aren't all 100, you know! ;D
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)
# Oooooooooooohhh, baby --
The HOT light is ON!!!
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:05, archived)
# I can carry five when
excited properly motivated.

100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:07, archived)
# come on
you know you want to link that iccle piccie
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:12, archived)
# You mean the
nsfw one?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)
#
EW!!!! My eyes!!! AUGHHHHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:22, archived)
# If you keep them closed*
it doesn't sting as bad.

*or wear goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:30, archived)
# boingggggg!


that's it!

*rummages for yardstick*

/you might want to get that freckle checked by your local dermatological practitioner.
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:26, archived)
# That isn't a freckle
it's a beauty mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:28, archived)
# or the ON
button, eh?
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)
# You mean
you can turn it off?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)
# yes
with this.
(tookishlad, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)