I used to work in a garageNippers are brilliant fun,
send them over to the parts dept for
a bottle of compresion (wait ages for Empty coke bottle supplied with rubber gloves)
box of sparks (wait ages for iron filings from the key cutter)
Diesel spark plugs (told to fuck off)
Diesel carb cleaner (see above)
various left handed tools (see above)
and then when they get sent for things that do exist but just sound weird they fuck off for a fag, come back empt handed then get grease smeared on their head for being a twunt.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:20,
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send them over to the parts dept for
a bottle of compresion (wait ages for Empty coke bottle supplied with rubber gloves)
box of sparks (wait ages for iron filings from the key cutter)
Diesel spark plugs (told to fuck off)
Diesel carb cleaner (see above)
various left handed tools (see above)
and then when they get sent for things that do exist but just sound weird they fuck off for a fag, come back empt handed then get grease smeared on their head for being a twunt.