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# Uri says-
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:34, archived)
# I sat behind him
at a show at the Hammersmith Apollo a few weeks ago. I really should have taken my chance to give him a slap then but I didnt. I regret it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:36, archived)
# You should have slapped him, it's true.
Think of all the spoons you could have saved from certain maiming...

Edit- Perhaps not, judging by the opinions below. Is there any spoon in your genetic makeup?
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)
# I can be a bit of a spoon at times.
I dont think I am a spoon though. I KNOW it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)
# and when i got home all my spoons were bent....
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)
# If he's psychic.. He'd have sensed it coming* and slipped you into a headlock in no time







*I don't understand psychotics, nor do I think they've mastered the art of headlocks..

..yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)
# he would have bent you
into a pretzel shape and then laughed at your mangled spine
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Maybe
I should have just gobbed on his chair when he went to the VIP lounge during the interval then.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 25 Jun 2004, 12:39, archived)