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# ha! i'm glad someone is.
i haven't been happy in months!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# have you been slaughtering innocents?
i find that often gets me down
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# i suppose i was an innocent slaughtered.
by AN UNHOLY SUCCUBUS!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# how very "nu metal" of you
i hope they have hoodies?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# ha
i know what you mean, but this was an actual unholy succubus. a real destroyer of souls. a cold-hearted bitch!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# oh dear... how unfortunate
so no hoodies then?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# i believe she does own one
from the art school she and her new boyfriend go to.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# art school?
ART SCHOOL?
Don't sweat it, art school is silly, I went to see a show recently and you see better stuff on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# that's because i'm here
i inspire greatness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# quit talking
keep bumming
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# you sure love your bumming.
how does your pal pony feel about this?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# i agree
art schools suck.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# yeah nor have i really
been a refreshing change, who'd have thought calling ferrets rabbits, and making "let me tune my banjo" into a euphanism, could be so entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# well what have you been doing that involves saying these strange things?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# my friends attempt at disciplining his brother was heavy handed
and caused his brother to shout some loud abusive words, only i didn't catch it properly and thought he said "Let me go, i need to retune my banjo"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# ha!
i've got a banjo.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# i only have a euphanismified one...
and a wooden spoon that i pretended was one for most of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# did a little drinking?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:57, archived)
# PFFT
I don't need alcohol to act like a twat, it's in my nature
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# yeah, neither do i, i suppose.
but it certainly helps.

like the other night when i had a very loud drunken conversation with some guy about how i'm a very peaceful person and i don't do drugs and i like phish and does he like phish. i learned later that he was a cop. this could have been awkward, since i am 17.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# hahaha,
well, good work on the keeping a good profile on yourself, i'd probably make a sarcastic comment that i did do drugs if they asked and be invited to the station, even though i'm pretty much straight edge
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# he said i wasn't doing a good job following his finger with my eyes
but i thought i was doing fucking awesome
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# hahaha
i get stopped by the police all the time though, just for walking home though
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# it's because you look so ridiculous.
carowallis foolishly posted a picture of herself eating a giant strawberry today. i'd like you to know that i did my part:

(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# you sir
are a funny chap, i'm glad you've found so much hummus with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# i just do what i have to.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)