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# whats the cunt done now
I hope it wasnt protesting
the countryside should be left to people who understand it and have cared for it for centuries and occasionally hunt the mammals for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Christ
calm down love
(I helped save b3ta! pattwat, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
# I want a ciggie
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
# *passes guaranteed cancer-free cyber ciggie
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:22, archived)
# cheers my good man
it wasn't the cancer that bothered me it was wheezeing while I was on the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)
# *checks cyber-ciggie pack
'May cause even more wheezing whilst on the job than regular smokes'

*walks away nonchalently, whistling 'Brave sir Robin'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)
# wheezes away pushing a pram
I GET TO PUSH TEH PRAM A LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:34, archived)
# No, lets not go to Camelot
it is a silly place.

*fechez la vache
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)
# hunting foxes is OK.
they never catch 'em anyway, just give them a bit of a scare.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:33, archived)
# no its not
they knock my fences down and the hounds attack cats. And the stuck up cunts never appologise.
and if you object they look at you like peasent scumn. Then the politics of envy take over your life and you make random shouty comments on message boards to people who dont care:

PS a few more foxes might help control the rabbit population
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Not as effectively as a good dose of myximatosis,
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)