How about this one?
hickory dickory dock,
your mum sat on my cock,
I pushed her off and she sucked me off,
...Tell your mum to stop phoning me cause shes getting annoying!
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ACE!,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 13:26,
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how about
Mary had a little skirt with slits right up the sides,
Everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs,
Mary had another skirt with a slit right up the front,
...but thats a different matter
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Imploding_poptart,
Thu 5 Aug 2004, 13:38,
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