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# It CAN'T be as bad as:
1) The Shadow
2) Showgirls
3) Mars Attacks!
4) Ace Ventura
I could go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)
# can't forget...
Waterworld
Under the Tuscan sun
Centre stage
AI...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Yep, Waterworld goes in there,
good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)
# hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Seen it before,
but that is pretty cool. There's a great one for Jane Asuten's 'Sense and Sensimilia'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# i quite like mars attacks...
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)
# good man
Seconded. I thought it was good. Provided you take it for what it is, and therefore base you expectations on that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Not my thing.
I know a lot of people liked it, I just entirely failed to find it amusing. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)
# i watched it on acid
and was totally amazed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Watching a washing machine can be totally amazing
when you're on acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:22, archived)
# you dont need acid to be amazed by watching a washing machine
100% fact!
edit: i myself prefer watching the dryer.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# and a lot more profound.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Errr,
you would appear to have incorrectly included Ace Ventura.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:15, archived)
# To quote Tommy Lee Jones re Jim Carrey
"Gurning isn't acting."
(Doctor Evil, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Oh come on,
it's as poo as poo.

IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Watch "The Tango Lesson" and learn what true awfulness really is
After that you'd beg and plead for the chance to watch Battlefield Earth ten times in a row, rather than sit through that turgid piece of shit ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Speaking of TLOTR,
I'd have to include the animated version from 1978...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Yup. Pretty fair
Although the animated Return of the King from 1980 is infinitely worse.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)
# And Showgirls
IT HAD NORKS AND FLANGE
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# It's still poo.
It doesn't even work on the level of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)
# i bet you could still crack one out to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Maybe..
it would be severe barrel-scrapage, though.
That film has the STUPIDEST sex scene in cinema history.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)