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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:39, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:40, archived)
# that's going to become a catchphrase isn't it?
And Woo! For making me choke on my lunch time salad!
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Woo to the pic

Help please what is the compo I've been out for the last couple of hours and missed the result...yes you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:48, archived)
# you could click on the "c"
or look on the front page
no?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:50, archived)
# It's still the old compo

but thanks for the help...I didn't think of that...what a spakker eh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:51, archived)
# it's friday
spakker-ism is more contagious on fridays
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 13:02, archived)
# wow
what a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:42, archived)
# its the way he would have wanted to go
horribly




w/y/h
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:42, archived)
# TJ:
When I die, I want my corpse to be skilfully animated by a puppeteer and made to dance along to fast banjo music.

edit: and muchos woo of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:44, archived)
# *puts in tender for gig
before Vultan
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:45, archived)
# patent it
that idea is definitely a runner

(personally I want to be preserved in salt, sliced very thinly and then hung from high flagpoles the length and breadth of lancashire)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:47, archived)
# They put the Fun in Funeral!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:50, archived)