I like that best of all funerals
I want to be set in perspex like a big paperweight, or animatronicified by the Jim Henson Workshop
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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2004, 19:58,
archived)
(old joke warning)
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not kicking and screaming like his passengers.
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FoldsFive,
Tue 17 Aug 2004, 20:05,
archived)