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# I worry about you - you've threatened to tan my hide,
whip me within an inch of my life, have me over your knee - do you want to talk about it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:17, archived)
# i reckon
you should come to the oxford bash and i can buy you a pint my good man:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)
# I would love to
but its the wedding day of my girlfriends brother, so sadly have other plans. Will definitely be at the next one though..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)
# The one on 23rd Oct in Leeds?
Do come. We will have a spiffing time!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)
# 23rd of October?
/checks diary
exclaims "Ooh! Available!"
/marks it in
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Well until
then i shall return to your room nightly....i may even borrow your girlfriend in the night....
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)
# You just keep on doing that
I'm more concerned about how you manage to fit under my bed with all of the effin shoes the missus keeps under there. It cannot be comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Well shes made
a space for me....you see, ive been seein her for a while now...


/is she hot?:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)
# describe her
and i will believe you
/curses under breath, "the bitch!"

(shes got the flu at the moment, so she's fucking boiling)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Ok
she has breasts of a size,skin of a colour and hair of a type.....sound like yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)
# No.
Nothing like her.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 20:33, archived)