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( , Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)
a band
from right here in Cov!! yay us!! thats something, at least...
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37,
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Aww Jaks is cool
when youre pissed and manage to avoid the leery letchy old men that frequent it....come to think of it, havent i seen you there before Mykeyboy??
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:40,
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GOS you
scare me more than most here...can i sate you with the offering of a ginger nut?
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48,
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i'm a lovely chap really
and i'll take your ginger nut graciously,
*passes you a beer in return*
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:49,
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*passes you a beer in return*
Standing by the
dancefloor after a quick grope - i KNEW i'd seen you somewhere!!
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46,
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people grope me, but they're usually my friends
as to make me feel less lonely
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:47,
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My friends
usually grope my boobies when we're out drinking, in fact, i offer and get quite upset if people don't accept my offer :'(
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:50,
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:)
I can't my brother's getting married so I have to go to that - being the photographer and all...
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52,
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Damnit
and i wanted to get drunk and be offered a grope!
oh well, i'll have to grope one of the bennys...
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:56,
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oh well, i'll have to grope one of the bennys...
Both.
No. Neither.
Erm... Someone told me a Cov joke the other day.
"How do you tell if someone is from Coventry?
By the shamrock in his turban."
Shit, eh?
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:57,
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Erm... Someone told me a Cov joke the other day.
"How do you tell if someone is from Coventry?
By the shamrock in his turban."
Shit, eh?
I've never
heard a COV joke before....but that actually made me smile...:)
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:58,
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It's a celebration of the marvellous multicultural integration
that has taken place over the last 50 years.
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:02,
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You see
in Cov, there are lots and lots of asian folks and there are lots and lots of irish folks (of which i am a descendent) - i guess you'd have to live here to get it
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:03,
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We (me and Mrs. Bingo) are part of the
Scottish contingent.
Cov is great for weddings. Know an Irish person who getting married? ENORMOUS pissup.
Know an Asian person who is getting married? MASSIVE party.
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:06,
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Cov is great for weddings. Know an Irish person who getting married? ENORMOUS pissup.
Know an Asian person who is getting married? MASSIVE party.
My brother's getting
married in a couple of weeks - cue massive pissup but i have to be all responsible and look after my eight year old niece - BAH!
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:09,
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fucking religious cunting vampires
hello all you lovely lovely people
the rest of you can fuck off
/just kidding
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36,
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the rest of you can fuck off
/just kidding
alright so you're fine, i'm just in a silly mood
apologies to all you cunts
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37,
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fine i quit my job
and took up being a full time student bum again!
edit: rude git i am, How're you?
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:43,
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edit: rude git i am, How're you?
Oooh what you gonna
stude? My day sucked - almost had a break down in Debenhams - but its better now im not working yay!
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:47,
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i'm on my second year of Civil Engineering
which is fun*
*is not fun
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48,
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*is not fun
aww, at
least it'll be a proper degree though, not like my 'joke' one
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51,
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I did..
Media and theatre.....and they got me my wonderous* job in audio typing!!
* shite
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53,
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* shite
I did
archaeology!
is audio typing when you type with your ears?
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53,
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is audio typing when you type with your ears?
I'm knackered
I went to bed early last night, and woke up at 3am.
do you think I could get back to sleep?
not bloody likely, and then had a ten hour day at work to boot
you?
( ,
Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:43,
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do you think I could get back to sleep?
not bloody likely, and then had a ten hour day at work to boot
you?