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# In a world without guns...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:27, archived)
# ooh
war would be so deliciously messy (and safe)
Nurse! Pass me the sponge fingers, I need to mop up this sherry!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Trifle doesn't kill people...
...


...well, it just doesn't...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:30, archived)
# that depends on how much
trifle you eat
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:32, archived)
# A man is lurching through the desert.
He's delirious, and hasn't had food or water in days. He comes across a row of tents in the middle of nowhere, that seems to be a market of some kind. He staggers up to one and says to the man behing the counter "Thank god! Do you have any water?". The man says "No, sorry sir. I sell custard, the man next door sells jelly, another stall sells sponge, and the last sells cream."

"Well" says the dying man, "what an odd market!"

"Yes", says the stall keeper "It is a trifle bazaar".
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)
# hmmmmm
I'm beginning to think the 'trifle' gag may have been a mishhhtake on my part lol ;-) woo to the gag though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:40, archived)
# The bowl could
just ask that fella from Eastenders

icberkshire.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/showbiz/tm_objectid=14588815&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=eastenders-star-glassed-in-nightclub-name_page.html
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
From his cold, dead hands?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:29, archived)
# noooooo.
... from his cold wet soggy sponge fingers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Pfft!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)
# he can't
have too much longer to go
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Believe me
When he goes, the successor will be worse. Heston is a comparatve moderate.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Good
Anything that shows them up for the psychotic fucking lunatics that they are can only be a good thing.
(Daveybaby, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 10:12, archived)
# surely
cold dead (sponge) fingers
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:32, archived)
# That looks
like a strange, squashed Leslie Nielsen
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)
# He has
the same smile that my father has. And he has Alzheimer's too.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)
# new song..
guns don't kill people, trifle does
(cheese toothed toucan, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:32, archived)
# hee-heeeeeeeeeeee
most woosome
(StinkyCheeseMan, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:33, archived)
# that
is the best thing!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Thats ace!
and congrats on the front-paging
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)
# i got front page? whoooo thanks for lettingme know, not bad for a newbie
woo me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)
# First day, first FP
High praise indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 20:27, archived)
# yay!!
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)