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# TJ
Aaaaargh. I went to New Found Glory last night, got pissed, and moshed too hard, leaving me with severe neck pain. What cures are there for whiplash?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Ibuprofen
And a solid 19 hours session on SWG. Well, it might work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Oooooh.
ta muchly for all cures! I'll try the butter thing in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)
# kittens
always kittens
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)
# how do I apply them?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)
# open wide
*aah*

guess again

/futurama
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Rub
lots of butter into the sore bits. Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Will margarine do?
/poor
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Try rubbing
peanut butter (smooth not crunchy) into the back of the neck.

watch out for squirrels though
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Sellotape
will cure your ills.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I prefer
Scotch
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)
# tape whisky or egg?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)