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[challenge entry] Like a Ferret dipped in Treacle
It's Quick and Dirty.



( I'm sure I'm gonna find I'm the 58th person to do this one. Unfortunately, the B3TA site is blocked at work... )

From the Celebrity Sex Change challenge. See all 344 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!
(Nothing to see, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Why...
...thank you !

Here's version 1...
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# it's the bishop
of bath & wells!

rrrrunnn!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# My friend's dad
is the bishop of bath and wells.

What are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Does he
have large norks ??



(I'm just asking for research porpoises...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Erm
I refuse to answer that for fear of excommunication!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Surely
he'll still talk to you afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:44, archived)
# he is? wow that's a claim to fame
/was referring (poorly) to blackadder - which I am sure you guessed right away
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:08, archived)
# Of course.
He's just married his son.












to his daughter in law
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:09, archived)
# bah
rife with incest - the boy shurely cannot marry his sister in law?
/I think I saw the bofb&W on the telly the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Incest
is a game the whole family can play!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Incest ?
.

"So much incest in that family, even the bulldog has a club foot."

A bonus point for the first person to identify that quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Courtesy of Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End by the late, great Vivian Stanshall
Just a guess*

(*Google Goggles)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Somehow
he seems less sinister...
(Nothing to see, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# looks
pretty bloody sinister to me!
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Fan-
-Bloody tastic A *w/y/b*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# hmm
why is he telling lucia that hes his mother in sexy lingerie.Maybe shes up for some incest tonight.
(EVIL_ZOMBIE_DEATH_MONKEYS, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)