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Netspore, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:33, archived)

Arf!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:34, archived)

TJ:

ok, i need help. I'm trying to describe the taste of marmite to an american friend. I fail to find any words up to the task, any advice?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:35, archived)

Marmite

If you like it: A mix between yeast and vinegar
If you dont: it's like cockbadger

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:36, archived)

Tell them to imagine

orange jam with bits in.

Anyone who doesn't like the bits, is frankly wrong in the head.

I'm sure they have marmalade there too!

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Netspore, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:45, archived)

Tell me what is toubling you

and I will help you understand!

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Netspore, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:57, archived)

good luck.....

for your next trick, try defining irony to her (edited)

(Obi Wan Jonobi, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:37, archived)

it's a her

and she's sent me a topless photo of herself (i've got her on webcam and it's the same face) so i don't want to offend

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:39, archived)

I laughed so hard i nearly sprayed kenco out of my nose, but luckily my nostrils were clear.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:38, archived)

wonder what the Klingon for "Woo Yay Houpla Panowie" is? (anyone who actually knows would be well advised to keep it to themselves)

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 23:40, archived)