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[challenge entry] and in a parallel restaurant...


man, eating tiger - geddit?

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# teh beattie?
Nah! no hat!

Woo!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# almost teh Beattie...
man and napkin unshopped!!!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# unshopped
bloody hell, where can I go for a bowl of tiger heads. I have heard they increase male stripyness

edit: woo
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# ahem
*where*
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# ahem
over there

*points
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# "Bloody Hell Wear"
It's the latest thing on the streets.

he missed a comma and a ?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)
# im just a spelling
pendant.

I'll leave the rest up to someone else.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)
# ahem
*alse*
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Fair enough, I'll do commas
There are plenty of apostrophe buffs.

Here's a very quick and dirty "Spelling Pendant"

(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# ahem thanks
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# most welcome
sir/madam/other
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I'll take an
IT thanks
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# ahem
Man and napkin unshopped.

tiger/food had a little work done.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)
# woo!
does tiger taste grrrrrrreat?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# doesn't that happen in china anyway?
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# not the head
just the ground up cock and balls
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# mmmmm
that's got me salivating ready for lunchtime...

tiger dickie and manbumps on toast please...
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)
# My eyes deceiving me or....
...is that Jimmy Hill? (He of the football punditry lark?) Never knew he liked tigers (although I suppose in an alternative universe it is quite believable...)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)