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[challenge entry] Truly seamless


EDIT - He's PLUMBING (hence the arse crack).

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(Tonto Popadopolous, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)
# SURPRISE SEX!
on the nintendo 64
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# cudda sworn thats a dreamcast controller
:)
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# is that
a turtle in the background?

Woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# shiggedy shiggedy shwa
i say to them you want ice cream cone?
(bigbomba, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# We had builders at school.
I pointed and laughed at their arse cracks. HAR HAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# i'm too cool for school
so i laugh at you!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# you might be too cool for school
but I have too much knowledge for college
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# And I'm too young to die
*starts singing jamoroquai*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i'm just cool enough to be at uni
either that or i don't smell so they don't have to TRY and ignore me, they just do

BUT THEY CAN'T FOR MY HAIR IS TOO POWERFUL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Can you put a shower cap over it and take a picture?
Or would you require to use two shower caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:13, archived)
# i would require A showercap
as i'm not gay and don't own one
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:15, archived)
# I could send you some.
Special Hong Kongish ones.

From Hong Kong.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:19, archived)
# It's quite early in the morning isn't it?
Because tooth hurty.

And there was me thinking all my baby teeth had fallen out already.
*has a very slightly wobbly tooth*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# alaska?
(bigbomba, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i'm not
so one day i'll design a robot to replace you
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)
# and i'll design a motorway through your home
:)

or a damming system or i'll just find a reason to fill your house with concrete

HURRAY FOR CIV ENG!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:08, archived)
# that is a good one
woo muchly
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Genius
Muzzing frizzun genius, sir!

And with that, g'night all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:06, archived)