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[challenge entry] I hear Marge is doing the Alternative Queen's Speech...


(not that I had any hummus to illustrate it decently...)

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I hear the bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)
# I see the flies.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# I fly the seas
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# the sea sees me
(shux, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Ch4 can take The Simpsons and shove it up their big fat arse
I feel cheated, repeats of old shows during the week we've seen a million fucking times before and a single new episode on Friday... woo-fucking-hoo
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)
# yeah...
and they repeat the new ones on Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# hear hear!
All the week epsiodes they have shown so far I have on dvd. Pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# And and and

fuckin adverts I ask you.....
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)
# The put adverts in the middle?!
The progs only about 17 mins anyway! I havent watched on 4 yet
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I find that
whenever I watch, it's the same one or two. Like feckin bleedin gums and Lisa singing the JazzMan.... :( grrrr
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Lisa episodes are shit
As are most of the songs.

imagine my horror when they made a shitty musical Lisa episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I've noticed the episodes C4 are showing
aren't mercilessly hacked down (to fit in extra ads) like those on Sky... so there's new stuff even in the old episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Nah
these are old enough to have been shown on BBC2, which has no breaks.

Also on DVD I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:06, archived)