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I'm thinking (cogitating, even)

that war would be a lot safer if soldiers used
bloody great parsnips instead of guns.

[tied] especially for the trigger-happy yanks.

(ProduceMonkey, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:56, archived)

and a lot more fun too!

THEY'VE GOT A CARROT!! RUN!

(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:58, archived)

remember the Great Parsnip War though..

...

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beaubodor blogless, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:58, archived)

parsnips are indeed bloody great

but I'm sure that the militery boffins would develop a method of making them lethal

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:59, archived)

but... They already are*

*may be total lie

(Azzek!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:59, archived)

and make long distance

parsniper rifles
/coat

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:00, archived)

hehe

likey...

(Dazzer, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 21:01, archived)