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If only she had knockers.

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(terry b, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:46, archived)

You overestimate the power of the nork

Ellis is flat chested, and no one has seen if
EPG has anything under the cloak but alot of
b3tans still "would" on both accounts.

(Azzek!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:51, archived)

i suspect

a lot of betards are secretly in love with imogen. this worries me.

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:53, archived)

i'm secretly in love with everything female.

but i might be an extreme case.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:54, archived)

I'm female. Give me money.

No, really.

(b3tasux, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:56, archived)

i also don't have money.

but yes, i'm secretly in love with you.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:57, archived)

I'm too old for you.

I don't want to be branded some kind of pervert!

(I'm 22......that's old for a girl.)

(b3tasux, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:58, archived)

that ain't too old at all

that's actually right in my preferred range. i'm 18 in a month, it ain't bad at all.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:00, archived)

You're not of age

Till you get a grey hair. Anywhere.

(b3tasux, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:01, archived)

[wink]

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:02, archived)

don't knock it,

he has amazing stamina

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:01, archived)

he's got it right.

14 mile runs every sunday have served me well.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:05, archived)

Your pub

Is 14 miles away!?

(b3tasux, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:06, archived)

haha

actually a rocky outcropping across the road from a stream is 7 miles away.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:07, archived)

If I ran for seven miles

I'd still be in chuffing Bradford.

/bitter

(b3tasux, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:09, archived)

that's what i get for living in a rural town in new york.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:11, archived)

I'm jealous.

Though not enough to actually move.

(b3tasux, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:13, archived)

maybe this will convince you

[flexes abdominal muscles]

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:14, archived)

get these people

a room

(f1sh, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 4:41, archived)

is it possible to run in bradford for 7 miles

and still be alive?
unless you're in a nice place like queensbury

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 6:28, archived)

Queensbury? Nice?

Nicer than Bradford, granted, but that's not exactly hard.

My over-riding experiences of Queensbury are that it's cold and it's grey....

...but still infinitely better than Keighley

(Felchman, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 17:16, archived)

hmm ok

/points to hairy migets obviously female
smoking duckling
she said you look sexy in those jeans, but
would look better without.

(Azzek!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:56, archived)

i don't like smokers.

at least, not smokers who have feathers.

(schnurricane, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:58, archived)

Why? How hold is she meant to be?

Do we really have a garry glitter gang here? if so... who's "the leader"?

(Azzek!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:55, archived)

not, sure,

usually quite young though

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 2:59, archived)

um...whoosh

Giving my adavanced age away..the words nork, EPG, Imogen go right over my head.

(terry b, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:03, archived)

Okay

Nork - the breast of a lady (singular)
EPG - Evil pirate girl
Imgoen - a little girl who likes to hurt animals

(Azzek!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:06, archived)

thank you..

I`m better informed but no wiser ;-)

(terry b, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:08, archived)

...

that's never been proven

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:09, archived)

Good point

a nork can be the breast of anything that is
not a man, which would instead be called
a "moob" and be feared throughout the lands.

(Azzek!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:13, archived)

imogen

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:07, archived)

once again, thank you

I think I get the picture

(terry b, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 3:12, archived)