Hey!
That's a spanging shovel, not a digging shovel!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 15 Nov 2004, 12:41,
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Moot!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 15 Nov 2004, 12:51,
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