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[challenge entry] My engineering white paper has gone through to the government and plans are confirmed



yes, I'm going to be a civil engineer
yes, we're all doomed

From the Not safe for working challenge. See all 255 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Thats brill
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:03, archived)
# I bet that gets an FP
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:03, archived)
# wow!
you could almost make the title rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:03, archived)
# i strive
to dive

is it time?
to make this rhyme?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Very professional
"Bridge of Doom"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.

i can't claim to get the place names, but the joke is still clever.
(schnurricane, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Cheadle
Hulme

*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Rochdale is my hometown
it smells
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:05, archived)
# it sounds like it would
(schnurricane, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:06, archived)
# had the highest teenage pregnancy in europe about 5 years ago
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:08, archived)
# go rochdale!
(schnurricane, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:08, archived)
# hurray
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:09, archived)
# don't you dis t'dale!!
lovely pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:11, archived)
# i'm sorry i've lived there all my life
and i'm far from a fan of it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:12, archived)
# I had ten years away from it,
travelling teh world
and i still came back to it!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Loon
;)
(what ?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:16, archived)
# moi?
wibble, flibble, banana fishcake!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:19, archived)
# my god
she's right!
(schnurricane, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:21, archived)
# I'm like
some kind of genius
(what ?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Woozah! You should
think of a career as an uncivil engineer
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:04, archived)
# i'm too nice to be a nasty one
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:08, archived)
# YAY!
I for one welcome our new road-designing overlords.
*hits Huddersfield at 90*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
'Tis remenisent of that bloke, what's his face. Something to do with eliphants.
(WiggZ, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:05, archived)
# hmmm
John Merrick?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:18, archived)
# top notch stuff that!

I'd give it a go!
(benaud purveyor of wares, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Woo!
Roads have been sorted!.. it'll get the bloody HGVs too!.. hmm, only downside, my VFR will land over the hill!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:05, archived)
# there is a cocky drivers run off
on the other side of the hill
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Phew!..
..thank god for that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:10, archived)
# woo
I like the plan. Today has been the worst driving day for a while. Who would've thought the rain would bring all the mongs out?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:12, archived)
# Thats fucking brilliant!
I hope you win
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:12, archived)
# this is what 2 hours of traffic management makes you think about
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:13, archived)
# You should submit this as coursework.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Hahah
fabberlus
(what ?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:13, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:19, archived)
# Hurray!
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:20, archived)
# thanks mate
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 22:23, archived)
# awww, i miss shaw
used to live there, but now i live in bournemouth, *cries*
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 19:32, archived)
# my uncle and aunty
lived in rochdale....australia.

...it also smelt
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 12:16, archived)