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[challenge entry] I still have one but don't tell anyone.

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(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
not far from true!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:06, archived)
# we've been banned from using bics in work
summat about the coloured bit in the end falling out when you chew them...


or some such nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:08, archived)
# And
good hygiene practise..
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Sorry, I had to dash Yesterday
You see, all day Thursday my username was DTH - Signing autographs in Oxford tomorrow. I was in Oxford all day Friday and no-one wanted one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:12, archived)
# I see
i would like one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Well, you should've asked me Friday
WHEN I WAS IN OXFORD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Come to Cambridge
and I'd love your autograph!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Mebbe . . .
Keep checking the user name for future signing opportunities . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Dare I ask why?
ok now I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:09, archived)
# they put a hole in the end
because children swallowed them and couldn't breathe.
The hole lets a small amount of air through so they don't die before you get it out again.
(ProduceMonkey, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:11, archived)
# and so you can blow through them
and make annoying high pitched whistling noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Agreed!

*Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:14, archived)
# And
use them as peashooters! That's worksafe, right? Shooting food through the air at high velocities, probably with bodily fluids (assumedly saliva) dripping off?

Clever bastards indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 20:38, archived)