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[challenge entry] just... get this out while I remember

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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 23:54, archived)
# that a pearoast?
sure i seen it before. Could be mistaken....

....still Woo though

i fucking hate tracy emin
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 23:56, archived)
# yup
that's why I'm squeezing it out for the compo at this time...

have another :-)

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Why thank you
I might go have a poo out of pure glee in a moment.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:01, archived)
# why not
out of your bottom like everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Because when it comes out of the pure glee orifice
it tastes like happy
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
ha ha
*hands loo roll*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:06, archived)
# *eats loo roll*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:09, archived)
# that made me
hoot with laughter, cheers.
(obviously you have your mouth full so cannot reply)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:11, archived)
# haha
its like the plamglotis out of ricky gervais's flanimals book.

He is born without legs so has to swallow his hands to walk about and get to food, but when he gets to the food he can't eat it anyway as his mouth is already full.....
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:12, archived)
# see - you were subconciously influenced
by the shirt :-)

didn't mean to sound bitchy in the previous post - hope you didn't think I meant to be
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Course not
B3ta is shockingly fluffeh today. I loves it so.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:06, archived)
# cock off, twunt
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:09, archived)
# watch your
mouth or I'll shove a lead pipe up your wang-hole.
(kaibosh, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:13, archived)
# *sniff*
aww....

...you say the nicest things
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:13, archived)
# sorry mate
bit pissed and am in the process of being let down on the chang front
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Thats not good
I'm meant to be writing essays, 3 of the bastards for monday, on the various acts passed during the abolition of the office of king after the english revolution. Its horrible and as I'm in final year I should really be working but I need my fluff topping up so I'm here.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)
# Tracy Emin
Blows Goats.

So woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Ha
ha ha. Ha ha ha haaaaa

She needs shooting
(Cotsan, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I laughed at that.
Though of course at this time of night, I'll laugh at anything.

Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)