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# well it all started after
i got hit on the head with a wedding ring snowball....
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:01, archived)
# pffft
are we married now by the way, I never saw a reply?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:04, archived)
# yeah looks like it
and nobody gave us presents and I spent so long picking out this pretty orange wedding dress...and...and...and......

*cries inconsolably*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:06, archived)
# throws superoaf
overshoulder (good job you're not a second row prop) stop crying wifey we have consumating to be done.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:12, archived)
# lets stop and get some axel grease
never been consumated before
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:19, archived)
# you wont need it
I lost my nob in a freak drumming accident, this is just cymbolic consumation, by the way you look lovely in orange the lime green underwear showing through just made it for me.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)