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[challenge entry] Here's my challenge entry...

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(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:34, archived)
# splendid
How about a bird's eye view of what it's like to be a bird in flight. Pretty cool.

media.animal.discovery.com/convergence/spyonthewild/birdtech/birdtech.html

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:35, archived)
# That makes me want wings even more.
I so jealous of birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Birds are bastards
Look at them, with their feathers, and their ability to fly.

/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:38, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:42, archived)
# that is masing
all we need now is to train small voles to ride the fuckers,
and we could have a sort of dogfight contests, where you bet money and shit
nah...
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:45, archived)
# it's very cool
thank you!
(Drunkendragon, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:58, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:35, archived)
# thats cocking funny
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:36, archived)
# beautiful use of an icon there
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:41, archived)
# not bad yerself
cos thats exactly what i need right now
Mmmmmm... tea
(I helped save b3ta! jhex6, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Sooo
You're saying there IS no Hell, just a pile of ashes?

Or are you saying that God is both sides there?

Or am I reading too much into a a humorous comp entry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:36, archived)
# /pedantic
according to the bible, there is no heaven AND no hell... everybody dies and stays dead until judgement day, and then people who are judged worthy will live again, the rest will stay dead.

at least, that's what I've remembered...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Essentially that's what Jehovah's Witnesses believe
Apparently death, grave and hell are all translated from the same Sanscrit word. JWs argue that there should not be a distinction and say that heaven is for those N people who were good enough and will be resurrected on judgement day and hell is for everyone else and just means *not* being resurrected and staying dead.
Trouble is that N is a very small number (some small number of thousands) so basically your chances are nil unless you go and do good work ... the good work in question in their case is knocking on doors and converting other people. They aren't doing it 'cos they want to save you, but 'cos they want to save themselves.
Religion, you gotta love it.

EDIT: Despite it being a bunch of arse, I'll give 'em credit for staying true with what the bible actually says and not translating it to mean whatever the hell they want it to mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:45, archived)
# ofcourse, there's also the option of doing whatever the hell you want
and forget about any afterlife, 'cus the chance of you getting is 1/100000000000 or something anyway :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:50, archived)
# 144,000 I think
Know as the Annointed. They rule, all the rest of the JW's live in paradise on Earth, everyone else stays dead.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Which surely means that at some point
the JW's should just accept that there are already 144,000 really good people and that just going round knocking on doors and pissing people off will not be enough to get you tickets to the new eden, so you might as well bloody well stop it!!!!

Actually if you want to stop them bothering you, put an "I give blood" sticker in your front window.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:53, archived)
# I think you've gone beyond reading too much
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:38, archived)
# I'm pretty SURE i have
/unrepentant
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 18:36, archived)
# woo!
Very Monty Python :D
(kgibsonuk, Fri 10 Dec 2004, 20:51, archived)