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[challenge entry] WD40 is used everywhere

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(craigwhill, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Of course.
It stops the pearly gates from squeaking.

(It also helps Jesus start his moped on a rainy day.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# you rang
lurched gabriel...
(Dazzer, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Nicely optimized.
Lemony would be proud!
(Dr Frank, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# I'd hope so too.
Heaven with no lubricant...
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# If you soak a mouse in it
they stop squeaking.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Or doing anything else
for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# Not so sure about that...
I soaked a mouse in fire once, and he squeaked really loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# DIY
have you ever noticed that any diy task somewhere usually needs wd40...forget love, wd40 makes the world go round
(craigwhill, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# dont you just hate it
when you lose the little straw


makes it harder to drink...
(Dazzer, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# No, that's gaffa tape and baler sting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Ah...
The universal countryside repair kit...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 13 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# it keeps the fires of hell blazing also
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# No,
that's B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# credit where credits due
invention of the century?
(craigwhill, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# It was invented last century.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# wow
even cooler
(craigwhill, Mon 13 Dec 2004, 0:51, archived)