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[challenge entry] I get this all the time....

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant.
a girl came up to me in the pub last night and said "can i smell your cock"?
"certainly" i replied.
"i thought so" she said, "you should wash that".
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# i suspect
that she wasn't joking.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# I always carry
an old haddock around with me for such occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)
# it reminds me of
the Reeves and Mortimer joke:
"Can you smell onions?"
"No"
"What - not even up close?"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# hyuk hyuk
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)