Michael Howard.
He is a duck.
Yes.
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A small damp ball of cotton,
Fri 28 Jan 2005, 22:51,
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He's
Ray Reardon's bastard lovechild.
100% fact.
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UKAC let me sniff your diff,
Fri 28 Jan 2005, 22:56,
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He's a Jew
but he doesn't like talking about it except when he's using the holocaust as a platform to win votes.
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A small damp ball of cotton,
Fri 28 Jan 2005, 23:14,
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